The Gluttony: Art

Wednesday December 17, 2008

Personally, I think she’s the best out there right now, and she’s easy on the eyes, so Rachel Roy (Not Ray dumbass) has put up her pre 2009 fall collection, as worn by herself. She makes women, in a time of retardedness of Gypsters and Headband savants, seems mysterious and sexy again.

As quoted by style.com:
“Buy now, wear now” is Rachel Roy’s philosophy for pre-fall. No lofty inspirations, just mix-and-match basics for the girl-about-town: a Lurex blazer—so textured it resembled snakeskin—paired with a boldly striped cowl-neck blouse; peg-legged trousers worn with a matching oversize jacket; a pair of sleek silk jumpsuits. Roy’s realistic approach to design—this is a wear-year-round, seasonless collection, she said—should help her bottom line in the current economic climate. And she’s not afraid to lead by example: Roy herself has been photographed in the clothes six months ahead of their delivery date.”

Yeah, she’s the new deal.

-William KillJoy

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Million Dollar Nap

Friday November 7, 2008

Remember that red magnet from 5th grade science class. It had the north and the south end. And if you touched the ends together in a certain way they pushed away from each other.

Some Dutch architect used that method to build a floating bed. To have your bed float you need at $1.5 million. You better have a dope as room to put it in. And if you can’t get laid with a floating bed you are a little bitch.

lussorian

I am calling suspect on the whole thing. It is cool on paper but what happens when you run and jump on it? Does it move like a hover board? That is it! This guy should make a hover board just like the one Marty McFly pimped in Back To The Future II. That would be cool. However the $1.5million dollar bed is weak as bull shit.